Mafia
Meme It!Michael:It's Grotti. He's following up.
Andy:Already? This, this guy is persistent!
Michael:[reads email] 'I feel that you will regret missing this great opportunity to be in business.'
Dwight:That's bad.
Michael:Yeah.
Dwight:That's bad.
Michael:Yeah. What are my options here? Do I just ignore it, or?
Andy:Yeah right! You heard him! He's gonna burn down the warehouse or run one of our trucks off the road.
Michael:Okay, I'm calling the police.
Andy:[hangs up, rips cord from phone] That is the stupidest thing you could do right now!
Dwight:He's right. Cops can't do anything until a crime has been reported.
Michael:All right.
Andy:Not only that, but if they find out you snitched, you get a dead horses chopped off head in your bed!
Michael:Shh!
Dwight:You know what?
Michael:That's not gonna happen.
Dwight:That's an exaggeration.
Andy:That's how it works!
Michael:What am I supposed to do here?
Andy:When somebody threatens you, you give in right away. Okay you need to buy insurance from this guy and get him off your back
Michael:I was thinking exactly the same thing.
Dwight:No, criminals are like raccoons. Okay, you give 'em a taste of cat food pretty soon they'll be back for the whole cat.
Andy:Dwight...
Dwight:The only way to defeat a bully is to stand up to him. Trust me, I have bullied a lot of people.
Michael:I don't know, I don't know about that.
Andy:Wait let's hear him out, this is interesting.
Dwight:Here's what we do. We meet him in a public place. Ask him to lunch or something like that, some place he can't be openly violent.
Andy:Okay.
Dwight:Let him know you're not the typical kind of guy that he can shake down. That you're stubborn. That you might even be a little bit dangerous.
Andy:[snaps fingers] I like this plan. I'd like to officially withdraw my plan.
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