Mafia
Meme It!Michael:[over chatter] Hey, hey hey, calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Ryan, you lived in New York, what do you think?
Ryan:Well first of all, there is no such thing as 'The Mafia.'
Michael:Okay.
Ryan:What you have are specific families. What's the guy's last name?
Michael:Um it is, Grotti.
Andy and Dwight:[groans] Oh no. Fabulous.
Oscar:What? What?
Andy:It's John Gotti, you idiot!
Oscar:It's, it's a completely different name!
Phyllis:So he won't get caught!
Andy:Yeah. It's pretty close.
Oscar:No, what are you talking about, what mobster would change his name from Gotti to Grotti. It weakens it.
Dwight:No I disagree. 'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it 'murder.' And not 'muck-duck.'
Michael:Okay too many different words coming at me from too many different sentences.
Dwight:Lock your door!
Michael:I'm not gonna lock my door. [door closes. Then clicks locked]