Niagara, Pt. 1
Jim:Believe it or not, Kevin, fire crackers are in the don't column.
Kevin:So... you're going to provide them, then?
Jim:No. This is a fire cracker free wedding.
Kevin:What the hell?
Dwight:Come on. You've got to be kidding me.
Pam:Ok. All of these things are important to remember but the most important thing is no one say anything about my pregnancy at the wedding.
Jim:Absolutely. 'Cause not everyone knows and some people may be offended.
Angela:Decent people everywhere will get offended.
Pam:Well, we're thinking of my grandmother who we haven't told and is very old-fashioned.
Angela:Well, you're lucky you have a grandmother. Some of us have to be our own grandmothers.
Jim:That's nice.
Pam:You know, Angela, you don't have to come to the wedding.
Angela:Really, Pam...
Michael:Yes she does. Yes she does. We're all gonna go and we're gonna have a good time. [hugs Angela]
Angela:Ow! He pinched me!
Michael:No.
Pam:Next time we're all in this room Jim and I will be married.
Dwight:We'll see.
Pam:Thank you, Dwight.
Jim:Good-bye.
Pam:See you later. [others say good-bye]
Michael:And, hey, don't embarrass me when we go to Niagara.
Andy:What happens in Niagara, stays in Niagara. [laughter]
Michael:Don't. Don't. Don't. You stole my joke. Don't steal my joke.
Andy:No... I didn't steal your joke.
Michael:Yes. I said that yesterday.
Dwight:But you can say that about anything.
Michael:Dwight...
Dwight:What happens in accounting, stays in accounting.
Kevin:Oh yeah.
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