Niagara, Pt. 1
Meme It!Michael:Hello. Reservation for Michael Scott.
Front Desk Clerk:One moment while I check.
Dwight:The proximity to the falls makes everything smell like a basement.
Michael:Mmm-hmm.
Front Desk Clerk:I'm sorry, sir, but I'm not seeing you in here. When did you make your reservation?
Michael:I don't have a reservation but I want a room in the Halpert-Beesly block of rooms.
Front Desk Clerk:Oh, ok. Unfortunately, sir, the block only applies to the rate. I'm afraid we're all sold out.
Dwight:Dwight Schrute. I have a reservation. Confirmation number: Romeo. Tango. G7745.
Front Desk Clerk:Yes. Schrute.
Dwight:And I had spoken to Teresa about a room with two safes?
Front Desk Clerk:Sure. No problem.
Dwight:Ok.
Front Desk Clerk:Here's your key, Mr. Schrute.
Michael:Dwight. Dwight, Dwight. I need to stay in your room.
Dwight:No way. What if I meet someone?
Michael:I'm staying in your-- Come on, Dwight.
Dwight:No. No.
Michael:I would do the same for you.
Dwight:You would?
Michael:Yes.
Dwight:Really?
Michael:Yes... just go--
Dwight:Wait a second. Oh. No, no, no. This must be some kind of mistake. This reservation seems to be under an M. Scott. This must be yours.
Michael:Oh. Thank God.
Dwight:Oh no. Now that I don't have a room, can I stay with you?
Michael:Um... no. And you know what? I would say yes but you can't. And I'll tell you why.
Dwight:Please?
Michael:If I have a woman up there and things are getting amorous, she's going to get turned off if she looks in he bathroom and sees you brushing your teeth with butter and clay.
Dwight:Mmm-hmm.
Michael:Ok.
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