Niagara, Pt. 1
Meme It!Michael:[in car, Michael driving] Oh! God! Wow! Oh. I was asleep.
Dwight:What? No way!
Michael:Those glasses are super dark.
Dwight:Oh. God.
Michael:Alright. We need some tunes, I think.
Dwight:You know what? I made you a cd...
Michael:You did?
Dwight:Mmm-hmm.
Michael:That was nice of you.
Dwight:This is to play when you bring a woman back to your hotel room.
Michael:Oh, very thoughtful. A little mix to set the mood. Delightful. Pop that in.
Dwight:You're gonna like this. [Dwight's voice on the cd] 'Hello. This is Dwight Schrute. If you are listening to this you are a lucky woman Michael has seduced. Ah to be in your shoes. 'What's next?', you're probably wondering. Don't be scared of you're night in heaven--' [Michael turns off cd]
Michael:Are you serious? You want me to play that for a woman coming to my room?
Dwight:Yeah. It's practical.
Michael:No. No. That's not how it works.