The Promotion
Meme It!Jim:I have noticed that we--
Michael:Welcome.
Jim:Thank you. I've noticed we've been having a lot of conference room meetings.
Michael:Mm-hmm.
Jim:And I'm wondEring if perhaps those are a bit, um--
Michael:Disruptive.
Jim:Yes.
Michael:No, I don't think they are. I think the meetings are very important.
Jim:Okay, maybe we should talk specifics.
Michael:Let's do.
Jim:Okay. Yesterday, we had a meeting about planets.
Michael:N-- well, to be fair, Jim... James... Jimothy... To be fair, Jimothy, the-- ah, that sounds weird. Are you okay with being called Jim?
Jim:I am.
Michael:Alright. Jim, to be fair, the conversation wasn't about planets...
Jim:Right.
Michael:At first, we were talking about introducing a line of toilet paper. And what part of the human body does one use toilet paper upon? So you draw a line from there to the other planets, and I think by the end, we all learned a little bit about how small we are.
Jim:Yes, I agree.
Michael:Because it's a big universe, and we're all just little, tiny specks of dust.
Jim:I just think that maybe they're eating large amounts of the day.
Michael:You know what eats a large amount of the day are naps. You go to sleep, it's light out, you wake up, it's dark. That's the whole day. Where did that day go? I have no idea.
Jim:You mean on a weekend?
Michael:Yes.
Jim:How about this? I think our goal should be we don't have meetings unless they're absolutely essential.
Michael:Alright. No more meetings this week.
Jim:Really? You just agreed to that?
Michael:I can be very suprising.