The Promotion
Meme It!Michael:Mm-hmm?
Jim:[walks in, see's Oscar, Stanley, Creed and Kelly sitting in Michaels office] Okay, I thought I saw people missing.
Michael:Yeah, just focus-grouping a product expansion idea to these folks. Got one of each.
Jim:Really? Hey, Stanley, what was the last thing Michael said before I came through the door?
Michael:Stanley, you don't need to answer that.
Jim:Stanley?
Stanley:If you don't smell this, you're fired.'
Jim:Okay, Michael, I thought we agreed to not take up people's time with meetings like these.
Michael:What do you mean by 'these people'?
Jim:Michael, this is a conference room meeting.
Michael:Oh, hey, everybody, I think that Jim has gone insane, because he thinks that my office is a conference room.
Jim:That's not what I meant.
Michael:Listen, Jim, no offense, but when push comes to shove, what I want is more important that what you want.
Jim:I disagree.
Michael:What do you guys think? [all start talking at the same time]
Jim:Great. Guys, can I just have a moment alone with Michael?
Michael:No, no, no, you don't need to go anywhere. Anything that Jim has to say to me, he can say in front of these types of people.
Jim:That is not what I said, and, also, I am co-manager, meaning you are not the only manager anymore. I am also I co-manager.
Michael:That is not what Wallace told us.
Jim:That's exactly what Wallace told us.
Michael:That is not the way I heard it.