New Leads
Meme It!Michael:[kicking through rubbish at the dump] You've changed, man.
Dwight:Oh, why, because I have a shot at a $100k commission?
Michael:Since when do you care about money? When I first met you, you were a wide-eyed innocent.
Dwight:Hey. There is nothing I can do about my wide-set eyes.
Michael:No, I'm talking about your personality, Dwight.
Dwight:When I first met you, I had a lot of job offers. And I had an offer from Ivan Schartsky. The Ivan Schartsky. And if I'd assistant managed him -
Michael:Assistant to the managed him -
Dwight:Oh, that's low! I would be number two right now at Home Depot!
Michael:Yeah.
Dwight:Okay? Because they promote from within. Instead I had to follow you - you, going nowhere.
Michael:You think you would have done better without me? Really?
Dwight:I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs.
Michael:Wow. Ohhhkay. Man. When I think about all the time I wasted being your friend - I shouldn't have been hanging out watching karate movies with you -
Dwight:Kung-fu movies!
Michael:You know what, I should have been doing? I should have been out at bars, finding my soul-mate, finding my wife, making babies -
Dwight:Nice babies you're making with the floozies at the bars.
Michael:That's my wife you're talking about, man.
Dwight:Your made-up wife? Who doesn't exist? [Michael picks up a piece of metal and hurls it at Dwight, who sidesteps] You watch it!
Michael:If I wanted to hit you, I would have hit you.
Dwight:Don't do it [lobs something at Michael]
Michael:No no. You just made an enemy with the wrong guy, Dwight. [they throw volleys of rubbish at each other] No, time out, time out. [Michael inspects a box, then hurls it at Dwight] Time in!
Dwight:No! [lunges for a large wooden spool]
Michael:Don't even think about that [Dwight begins rolling it towards Michael, as he reaches him Dwight kicks it and falls backward. The spool comes to a halt in front of Michael, and Michael pushes it towards Dwight.]
Dwight:[kicks spool] Stop it, get out! That's my spool.