New Leads
Season 6, Episode 20, 0:02-1:38
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Meme It!Michael:Hey Jim, Jim. Come here. [holds up photo] Do you know who that is?
Jim:No.
Michael:Look at him. Look at him - t-shirt, jeans...
Jim:Is he you?
Michael:[laughs] I am flattered. That's Johnny Depp.
Jim:Where did you take that?
Michael:In my condo complex.
Jim:Oh my God, that's right. I read in People magazine that he was looking for a two-bedroom condo in Scranton.
Michael:I am flipping out, man. I mean, you remember my idea for the fourth Pirates movie.
Jim:Sure. That they should do one.
Michael:[feigning accent] Hey, Jim, Jim - where, where do I find the Black Pearl?
Jim:Who's that?
Michael:Captain Jack Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow, Jim.
Jim:John Dillinger.
Michael:No. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
Jim:Captain Crunch.
Michael:Okay, okay. Screw you, Halpert. You know, it's not easy getting excited about stuff. Remember how you felt when you thought you'd seen Roger Clemens?
Jim:At the Yankees game. Yeah.
Michael:Yeah. Well, it wasn't him.
Jim:I had a little better reason to believe that... You're right. You're right. Well, you're not right, because Johnny Depp...
Michael:I know, I know.
Jim:...in your condo complex.
Michael:I know! It also explains why the name on his mailbox was M Shulman.
Jim:M. Night Shulman?