The Meeting
Meme It!Darryl:I was rushing to fill an order. I put the ladder up to grab a box of three hole from the top shelf. Next thing I know, I'm on the ground and the ladder's on top of me.
Toby:And that's how you broke your ankle?
Darryl:Yes.
Dwight:Hmmm, interesting. How did the ladder end up on top of you, if you fell off of it?
Darryl:This doesn't concern you man, you need to walk away.
Dwight:Oh really, I'm sorry I thought this was a free country. I didn't know we were in communist Sweden.
Darryl:If we were living in Sweden, I wouldn't have to worry about this 'cause we'd have universal healthcare.
Dwight:Nnnnn, that's not... okay.
Darryl:Be quiet.
Dwight:I'm talking about... hmmm.
Toby:I will send this off to corporate. Make sure you hold on to your medical bills. Feel better.
Darryl:Thanks T-Man, later. [fist bumps Toby}
Dwight:So long Darryl, feel better... [to Toby] He's lying.
Toby:He has a doctor's note.
Dwight:Oh? From who, Dr. J? Look, you really need to investigate this. People don't just fall off of ladders.
Toby:A guy on my street fell off a ladder painting his house. It was on the news.
Dwight:Since when have you known Darryl to rush to do anything other than to come up here for birthday cake? [imitating Darryl] Y'all having birthday cake?
Toby:That's not a very good Darryl.
Dwight:Please... and how many foremen do you know that pull boxes?
Toby:Hmmm.
Dwight:It just doesn't add up.