St. Patrick's Day
Jo Bennett:Oh good morning sweetheart.
Michael:Morning, honey-pile.
Jo Bennett:I'm sorry but is that a gift I see in your hands?
Michael:It is. This is a little something for you to remember your time here in Scranton by.
Jo Bennett:[pulls out glass cube with coal.] Is that a lump of coal?
Michael:Yes it is!
Jo Bennett:Have I been that naughty?
Michael:No, no no- that is a good gift actually. Buildings here in Scranton are literally powered by coal.
Jo Bennett:Err, thank you very much. We, we don't get to see much coal in Tallahassee, I'm used to alligators, and some of the worst Chinese food you've ever tasted.
Michael:Mm, that sounds great, actually.
Jo Bennett:Well, if you ever get down in my neck of the woods, you got a place to stay.