St. Patrick's Day
Meme It!Jo Bennett:Now, after all the talking I've been doing. It's your turn. This is a town hall meeting. I want to hear what you all sound like.
Michael:That is a great idea JB.
Jo Bennett:Thank you. You know I get way too many ideas from the top. Now I want to hear your ideas. I mean, did you guys know that Liquid Paper? That wasn't invented by some fancy engineer. No, that was created by a lowly typist.
Kevin:Jo, I have an idea, for suntan lotion - soap.
Jo Bennett:You know it doesn't have to be an invention.
Oscar:I have a question.
Michael:Oscar, homosexual accountant.
Oscar:In the training manual it says, that there is a minority executive training program in Tallahassee?
Jo Bennett:I am so proud of Sabre's 'Print In All Colors' initiative. Any Sabre employee of color, is welcome to apply. [Kelly applauds] Daryl?
Michael:Daryl. Mellow, soulful, smart for warehouse...
Jo Bennett:Okay hush now.
Michael:Okay.
Daryl:The Sabre shipping method could be more efficient. Combining inventory systems makes sense on paper, but printers and paper ship differently. It'll be faster to deliver them separately, instead of waiting on everything to come in.
Jo Bennett:But you wouldn't need more trucks?
Daryl:Not at all. There's a way that it can be scheduled. I sketched this out downstairs.
Jo Bennett:Oh look at you.
Michael:Look at that picture that you drew. Nice job! We're very proud of you. You know what, we're gonna tape that up on the refrigerator in the kitchen.
Jo Bennett:[Looks over his proposal] I like this Daryl. I like this a lot. Maybe you should be doing your sketching upstairs. Would you like an office up here?
Daryl:Are you serious?
Jo Bennett:Yeah. Take Jim's old office.
Gabe:Um. I set my stuff up in there. So... just give me a few minutes to clean that out for you.
Jo Bennett:Yeah, I want to hear more from you.
Daryl:Absolutely.
Jo Bennett:All right.
Daryl:Thank you.
Jo Bennett:Okay. Any questions? Anything on anybody's mind? I'm leaving tonight, this is your last chance for a while!
Michael:Oh no! Say it's not so, Jo, we're gonna miss you, we're gonna miss you so much!
Jo Bennett:Yes, well okay. Florida ain't that far away.
Michael:Well, I am heading down there.
Jo Bennett:Well, anytime now.
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