The Delivery, Pt. 2
Meme It!Michael:There she sat. Her name was Pam. She was a receptionist. She was engaged to an animal. There sat Jim. He was a gawky, tall salesman. The odds of them getting together were insur-mountain-able. I made a family! I got these two together, and I made a family.
Andy:This man has a gift!
Michael:Who else here is single?
Kelly:I'm not single. I have a man. [she grasps Ryan's arm as Ryan has his hand raised to say he's single]
Michael:I am offering up my services to you all. You saw what I did with Pam and Jim. I can help you, too.
Stanley:Why do you find someone for yourself instead of meddling in our affairs?
Michael:Okay, show of hands. Who wants to live in a world where Stanley has two lovers and you don't have any? [Stanley raises his hand] Who else? Come on! People, I know models!
Ryan:Ha ha, plus size models, maybe.
Michael:Ha ha, you got that right! Meredith? Come on, you're obviously single.
Meredith:You know it. I am never getting married.