The Delivery, Pt. 1
Meme It!Dwight:Acceptable names include and are limited to: Ebenezer.
Angela:Jedediah.
Dwight:Jonas.
Angela:Jedediah.
Dwight:Warf.
Angela:No Star Trek names.
Dwight:Okay. Fine.
Angela:What if it's a girl?
Dwight:Irrelevant question. Section 5A, child shall be male.
Angela:Hey. Uh-uh. I cannot control that. You can't put that in here.
Dwight:Yes you can.
Angela:No.
Dwight:It's as simple as keeping the womb extremely warm for two days after sex, and then extremely cold for five months.
Angela:Absolutely not.