The Delivery, Pt. 1
Meme It!Pam:Okay, stop watching me.
Jim:Okay, crazy. I think I have some better things to do with my day than worry about you, like sell printers.
Pam:Mm-hmm.
Jim:Well not until Friday 20% off toner cartridges, that's a big deal. While we're on the subject, why don't I just run you down to the hospital and we'll just do a quick check?
Pam:Not until midnight.
Andy:Guys. Word of advice. Speaking as a former baby. Don't get too hung up on baby names. I was named Walter Jr. after my father until I was about six or so, when my parents changed their minds.
Erin:I thought you said your younger brother was named Walter Jr.
Andy:My brother was born, and my parents felt he better exemplified the Walter Jr. name, so they gave it to him. I was given Andrew, which they got out of a baby name book.
Jim:You know, it's getting real crowded in here. Maybe you guys should all go back to work because the day's not out yet.
Michael:No, no, no, no, no. You know what? You can't tell us what to do because you are not co-manager anymore.
Jim:[as Andy and Kevin shout 'yeah!' in response to Michael] Okay, I feel like this noise is going to prevent Pam from being able to listen to her body's signals.
Pam:Actually, the distractions are good. I mean, I don't think I'm going to make it until midnight if I'm just sitting here thinking about it.
Michael:Distractions are good! That means conference room, five minutes! No, no, five seconds! Right now, right now! Conference room! Topic, potpourri! Let's go!