Manager and Salesman
Meme It!Michael:[Jo Bennett enters with two humongous dogs, everyone stands to welcome her except Dwight] Why hello!
Gabe:This is Michael Scott, co-regional manager of this branch.
Michael:Pleasure to meet you, Miss Bennett.
Jo Bennett:Oh, that's Mrs. Bennett, sweetheart. My husband and I are divorced, but I kept the 'Mrs.' just to piss off the new wife. Well, let's take a gander around this place.
Andy:[Jo's dogs are sniffing at his crotch] These sure are pretty dogs...
Jo Bennett:They love a good crotch.
Andy:They sure do.
Jo Bennett:You should take that as a compliment!
Andy:Oh, I do!
Jo Bennett:[to Dwight] Hello.
Dwight:Hello.
Jo Bennett:Do you always stay seated when a lady enters the room?
Dwight:I am treating you the same as a man, for whom I would also not stand. Unless it was the President. Or Judge Judy.
Jo Bennett:I like that.
Gabe:This is Accounting.
Kevin:Hi!
Jo Bennett:Good-looking group.
Gabe:Over here is Meredith Palmer and Creed Bratton.
Jo Bennett:Another couple of heartbreakers. Who is this tall drink of sun tea?
Gabe:That is Jim Halpert, he is the co-regional manager of this office.
Jo Bennett:[gesturing to Michael] I thought this guy was the manager?
Gabe:Oh, he is. He's the co-manager, and that's the other co-manager.
Jo Bennett:Two guys doing one job? We gotta do something about that!