Secret Santa
Pam:So Santa, what can we expect from this party?
Phyllis:It's going to be a very jolly time if you've been good!
Creed:What if you've been bad?
Phyllis:Oh then nothing but a lump of coal for you!
Creed:What if you've been really, really bad? More evil, and strictly wrong?
Jim:Hey, Creed, we covered it. Lump of coal!
Phyllis:Yeah.