Secret Santa
Meme It!Dwight:It is time to unveil the tree.
Oscar:Hey, Rockefeller Center!
Jim:Yeah.
Ryan:Uh, I have actually been to Rock Center, and this is nothing like that.
Jim:This is all we have.
Ryan:Ugh.
Jim:No, it's not 'ugh.' It is... office camaraderie.
Dwight:It is warm feelings.
Meredith:Why don't we talk more about it instead of doing it?
Dwight:Thirty! Twenty-nine! Twenty-eight! [others join]
Jim:Why would you start so high?
Dwight:Twenty- seven! Twenty-six! ...
Jim:Three, two, one! [pulls sheet to reveal Christmas tree]
Phyllis:Ooh.
Pam:Ah!
Phyllis:You didn't decorate it?
Jim:No.
Dwight:Exactly.
Jim:We didn't, because we think it'd be better to do it together.
Dwight:Everyone.
Andy:Why would you wrap it in a sheet, if you're not covering anything up?
Pam:Is it, is it fake?
Jim:Pam!
Dwight:Yes, we are unveiling, an artificial tree, that will never die...
Jim:Yes.
Dwight:Like the spirit of Christmas!
Stanley:We're supposed to applaud you for taking a giant diaper off fake tree?
Dwight:This was a successful unveiling! Go back to work! Merry Christmas!