Secret Santa
Meme It!David Wallace:Hey Sweetie, what is it?
Michael:It's not sweetie, it's Michael Scott.
David Wallace:What the hell?
Michael:Stephanie could you hop off please?
David Wallace:Michael, I have never-
Michael:David!
David Wallace:Ever, ever...
Michael:David, you are on speakerphone with the entire branch, and the warehouse.
Dwight:Hey David.
Kelly:Hi David! [group hellos]
David Wallace:Hello everyone.
Michael:David, they do not believe me. When you told me everyone was canned.
David Wallace:You weren't supposed to tell anyone Michael.
Michael:Well I think we're past that now.
David Wallace:I am not supposed to... Okay. Guys. I was really only talking about Alan, myself, a few other execs you don't know.
Jim:Oh my God, David. That's horrible.
Meredith:How 'bout us? It's Meredith. By the way, your wife is a very lucky woman.
David Wallace:Look. They're buying the company for the distribution. You guys are the only thing about this company that works. So congratulations.
Michael:We're not fired?
David Wallace:No! No, and congratulations.
Michael:Yeah! [office erupts in cheers and applause and hugs] It's a Christmas miracle!
Dwight:Yeah!
Michael:Woo hoo! [climbs on desk, stage dives into crowd of employees]