Secret Santa
Meme It!Michael:Hey. How's everybody doing?
Jim:Not great. You heckled Santa for an hour and a half.
Michael:That was a different guy. That was Jesus. Jesus sort of ruined the party. Hurt petulant Jesus.
Angela:Are you serious? This is so offensive.
Michael:You know what's even more offensive, is baling on this party because some... jerk ruined the first part of it. Dwight come here. Here's my debit card, I want you to go pick up a bunch of pizzas and meet me in the conference room.
Dwight:What's your pin number?
Michael:I don't want to say. But, 'it's fun to stay at the -' [nods to fill in blank, but Dwight doesn't know]
Michael:It's fun to stay at the -'
Dwight:Where? Holiday Inn? I don't ...
Michael:[gestures the YMCA dance] Mmm, mm mm mm. [Dwight smirks, leaves]