Secret Santa
Meme It!Michael:Behold! [extends his arms] Jesus Christ. And I bring to you glad Christmas tidings. I want to remind everyone the true meaning of Christmas. [Angela claps] Those of you who wish to join me, that's great. I'm excited by that. And those of you who don't, I forgive you. But I never forget.
Toby:Wow Michael, like this must be obvious how wrong this is.
Michael:Oh the Anti-Christ!
Toby:You can't, [Michael touches his forehead and makes sizzling noise] Ow. Look, you cannot push religion.
Michael:Oh but I can push drugs in here? Is that what you're saying?
Toby:No!
Michael:Well you have to pick one or the other. Your choice. Pick your poison. Get back to me. In the meantime, I am going to spread my goodness all over this company!