Secret Santa
Dwight:Excuse me. Whoever has been sending me the parts to this gun, I think you sent me a gear instead of a trigger.
Phyllis:How do you know it's a gun?
Dwight:What else does it look like?
Stanley:Not a gun.
Dwight:Well I don't have all the pieces yet.
Stanley:Well, unless the missing piece is a gun, you don't have a gun.
Dwight:Not a gun. [crosses gun off his 'what could it be' list]