Secret Santa
Michael:Phyllis, Jim? Phyllis is Santa?
Jim:Yeah.
Michael:Phyllis?
Jim:Yeah I told her a long time ago she could do it.
Michael:Take it back. That is absurd.
Jim:No, I'm not gonna do that.
Michael:No? No! Jim! Come on!
Jim:I think she's doing a good job.
Michael:It's insane! A woman Santa, where does it stop? No! Jim, this may be the last Christmas that we have here, doesn't it make you a tiny bit anxious, me NOT playing Santa? Come on!
Jim:I'm not gonna go tell Phyllis that she can't be Santa.
Michael:Fine! Then do it anonymously. Ransom note style. You can- I -you know what, I have a bunch of letters cut out of magazines in my desk. You can use those.