Scott's Tots
Meme It!Jim:Okay, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome. I know you're all very excited, but no matter who gets this, I just want to say that you are all employees of the monthin my eyes. And the winner is, employee number nine. And that is?
Andy:Number nine, number nine. Jim Halpert.
Everyone:Huh? What?
Oscar:Are you kidding me?
Dwight:Oh, no!
Jim:Okay, wait, I was not... I did not-
Kevin:I... I... I did not... That was not... How come not?
Jim:Guys, listen. This was anonymous, all right? There is no way I could've given it to myself because I didn't even know who was on here. I just gave it to the employee with the highest overall score.
Angela:To my tally, you just won back your own parking spot, a vacation day, and a nice, tidy quarter of $1,000 from all of us.
Jim:Will everybody stop for a second, because obviously I'm not taking any of it. A mistake has been made and we'll figure it out. Second of all, there was no cash prize.
Angela:Yes!
Jim:Dwight?
Dwight:Yeah, you said 'In an ideal world, there would be a cash prize.' Isn't that what you said?
Jim:No, Dwight, I meant... Yes, in a perfect world, someone would get money. But-
Phyllis:Yeah, but in your perfect world, only you get money.