Murder
Meme It!Oscar:I found the article. [everyone walks over to his desk, he begins reading the article] 'On a day marked by panicked corporate board meetings, one that is relatively not surprising is Dunder Mifflin's. It is rumored that they will recommend... ' and the article cuts off.
Michael:It's $1.99 to finish the article. I wonder what it was going to say? [no one makes a move to pay for the article]
Jim:Are you serious? [starts typing on the computer and Andy begins to lean in toward the computer]
Andy:I got it, I got it... Oh, Tuna beat me to it.
Phyllis:It is rumored that they will recommend declaring bankruptcy.'
Michael:No, no, that doesn't make any sense.
Stanley:Oh lord, we're all gonna lose our jobs.
Oscar:Not necessarily, bankruptcy could mean a lot of things. Maybe they're just restructuring to get out of debt.
Michael:Oh, that sounds awful.
Oscar:Or it could mean the end of Dunder Mifflin.
Michael:Oh God. Well, that's an interesting theory.
Dwight:You know what? You can all have jobs at Schrute Farms as human scarecrows. It doesn't pay much and you can't unionize.