Gossip
Meme It!Michael:There he goes. There he goes. [Stanley gets up from his desk, walks into kitchen area]
Michael:So, what is the scuttlebutt? Anybody hear anything?
Michael:Nothing? Well I got a little somethin' somethin'. I don't know if I should say...
Pam:Just keep it to yourself then.
Michael:Stanly is having a midlife crisis.
Dwight:Stanley's way past the middle of his life. Especially considering his height to weight ratio.
Michael:Well apparently, he and his wife were out dancing at a club for young people.
Phyllis:Teri's out of town, Michael.
Michael:Who?
Phyllis:Teri, Stanley's wife. She's at an interior decorating expo in Philly. Stanley hates crowds, kids, and music. I think you should check your facts.