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Season 6, Episode 1, 18:49-20:04
Meme It!Michael:[to Jim and Pam] How long have you known about the pregnancy?
Michael:A week? A month? A year?
Jim:Michael, we only told our parents last week.
Michael:Did you pee on a stick?
Jim:I did. It was inconclusive.
Michael:You should've told me.
Pam:[exchanges looks with Jim] You're right. We should've realized that you are an equal part of this.
Erin:Michael, Teri Hudson returning your call.
Pam:[in disbelief] You called Stanley's wife?
Michael:Oh, oh... yeah, a long time ago, just to make sure she was out of town. Oh... oh God.
Jim:Don't take it.
Michael:No, I have to take it, or it'll seem suspicious.
Pam:If you talk to her, you're gonna tell her about Stanley, and that's gonna seem more suspicious.
Michael:No, no, I can do this.
Jim:You can't do this.
Michael:Yes, I can. I am going to tell her that I need to redecorate my condo, and I need her help. We will haggle about money, and then I will back down, and then I won't talk to her until this whole Cynthia thing has blown over.
Jim:That sounds terrible.
Pam:Michael, please don't.
Michael:[picking up phone] Hey, what up, Cynthia? [lowers phone, looking terrified]
Michael:Hold on a second, Cynthia.