Gossip
Meme It!Michael:[opening blinds as Stanley walks past] Hey, Stanley! Where you goin', big guy? Up to no good?
Stanley:I'm meeting a client. Do you have a problem with that?
Michael:No, no, no, no. I just had a quick question for you. I'm casting a movie and I'm looking for a woman who can dance, beautiful woman. Do you know anybody?
Stanley:Goodbye. [walks away]
Michael:Pays five million dollars. Nudity required.
Jim:[approaching Michael] You have to stop this.
Michael:[giddy, whispering] Did you hear Stanley's having an affair?
Jim:I did. From you. You gotta stop telling people.
Michael:Oh, okay, I get it. You feel out of the loop, and you feel sorry for yourself, and it's really sad because everybody thinks you're a loser...
Jim:Do you know if it's true? Do you have any idea? Because you might be ruining his life.