The Surplus
Meme It!Angela:Dwight, I thought I knew what I wanted. And then, being here with you and the German Mennonite minister... it just all felt right. I made a mistake picking Andy.
Dwight:I know you did. And that's why I have taken care of everything.
Angela:What do you mean?
Dwight:Well Monkey, he's a real minister. And you said, 'I do.' And I said, 'I do.' And Andy wasn't signing a receipt; he was signing our marriage certificate as a witness.
Angela:Dwight! That doesn't count!
Dwight:Yes, of course it does.
Angela:No, it doesn't!
Dwight:It does in the state of Pennsylvania.
Angela:I didn't-
Dwight:Haha, Mrs. Schrute.
Angela:We are not married.
Dwight:Wha...
Angela:Take this thing. [takes off twine ring]
Dwight:My... It's not my fault you don't understand German; I've been telling you to take it for years!
Andy:Are we, uh... are we leaving or what? [Mose hits Andy in the head with a deflated ball] Ow!