The Surplus
Meme It!Pam:Oh, that must've been so fun.
Michael:it was fun. We had a good time.
Pam:Hey, have I told you you look really nice today?
Michael:Oh, thank you.
Pam:Yeah, is that a new tie?
Michael:Um, no, not... no. No, I got it at TJ Maxx, four dollars.
Pam:That is amazing!
Michael:You think that's good? Check out these pants. Nine dollars.
Pam:What?
Michael:Nine dollars. The boys' department.
Pam:No.
Michael:Look at the ass. Check out the ass.
Pam:[applauding] No way!
Michael:Look at that. [begins dancing] Unh. Unh-unh.
Pam:Yeah! Oh, so I guess Oscar and Jim were talking your ear off about the new copier.
Michael:Yes they were.
Pam:Yeah.
Michael:They were.
Pam:Here's what I was thinking: everyone sits on a chair every day...
Michael:Mmhmm.
Pam:But not everyone...
Michael:Sits on a copier.
Pam:Or even uses the copier every day.
Michael:Yeah.
Pam:Yeah, right?
Michael:Very valid.
Pam:...That's it. [giggles]
Michael:All right.
Pam:All right, see you later...
Michael:See ya.
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