Business Trip
Meme It!Oscar:If you don't mind me asking---
Andy:Anything. You can ask me anything.
Oscar:Okay.
Andy:I'm your wingman.
Oscar:Its just that I've sat next to Angela for a very long, very long time.
Andy:Right-o.
Oscar:How could anyone stand that woman?
Andy:What?
Oscar:What do you see in her? Wh -- what do you see in Angela?
Andy:What do I see in Angela?
Oscar:I want to know.
Andy:I see through a hard exterior to a little jelly in the middle. She is teaching me to be a better person. And she's working really hard on that. And she has the softest skin I've ever seen and I can't wait to have sex with her.
Oscar:You haven't had sex?
Andy:No.
Oscar:Y--Are you guys waiting to get married, or?
Andy:Honestly, I don't know what we're waiting for.
Oscar:Andy, something is wrong with that woman.
Andy:What is wrong with her?
Oscar:I'd like to know. You should call her and ask her. I'd like to know what's wrong with her.
Andy:I should call her and ask her. What is wrong with her?
Oscar:Do it! It's a--- Call her! [Andy holds up phone] Oh my God, don't call her! Don't call her, Andy. [giggling] Andy, don't call her!
Andy:Too late, too late. It's dialing... now it's ringing. [Oscar laughs] Shh...
Angela:[on phone] Hello? Hello?
Andy:What is wrong with you?
Oscar:Why won't you do Andy?
Angela:What?
Andy:That was Oscar and he wants to know why you won't do me and I think it's a valid question.
Angela:Are you drunk?
Andy:This is Andy Bernard!
Angela:I know who this is!
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