Crime Aid
Kevin:Hi, I'm Kevin. And I'll do your taxes.
Michael:Let's hear an opening bid, everybody. Who's first? Kevin do your taxes. He's the tax man. Kevin the tax man.
Kevin:Federal and State.
Michael:Federal and State. [no one bids]
Kevin:Fine. [throws down microphone, knocks down microphone stand]
Michael:Okay, alright. Hey, you know what? I would appreciate it if people would stop storming off the stage.