Crime Aid
Meme It!Phyllis:I think it's a fun idea.
Michael:Thank you.
Phyllis:We could auction off things we do for each other like cleaning or tennis lessons. My sorority did it all the time.
Michael:Okay, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. Was this a sorority that you didn't get into a real sorority so you had to kind of form your own?
Phyllis:Move on, Michael.
Michael:Okay. Okay! Well, come on, let's have an auction. Let's do this. We'll auction off people like in the olden days.
Oscar:So, in order to recoup the value of items we liked, we have to spend more money on things we don't want. Who would ever come to this?
Michael:I don't know, it could be any number of people. It could be a pedestrian. It could be an old person. It could be a lookie-loo. Or, it could be... a Bruce Springsteen fan - what? Who said that? I did. Why did I say that? Oh, I think you know why I said that. I think it is very apparent. I think it goes without saying. Bear with me. There's a point there. But what is the point? I don't understand what he's saying. It seems a little shady. It seems a little foggy. Well, it's not a little foggy there's actually something going on here-
Jim:Do you need us for any of this?
Michael:Do I?