Baby Shower
Meme It!Michael:Just keep pushing...
Dwight:[lying on Michael's desk] Hold me!
Michael:I'm right here.
Dwight:Cradle my head!
Michael:I'm right here, I'm right here.
Dwight:I'm screaming, I'm screaming, I'm screaming! Aaaaaaaa!
Michael:[annoyed] All right. Dwight. Just push and breathe.
Dwight:Numb me up. I want anesthesia!
Michael:Shhh. No, you can't have it. It's too late.
Dwight:No! I don't want natural!
Michael:No. You have to just push it out!
Dwight:OK!
Michael:Keep simulating.
Dwight:Aaaaaaaa!
Michael:OK!
Dwight:Do you have the Sharpie?!
Michael:Keep simulating.
Dwight:Do you have the Sharpie?!
Michael:Yes, I do!
Dwight:OK! When the baby emerges, mark it secretly in a kind of a mark that only you could recognize and no baby snatcher can ever copy.
Michael:OK.
Dwight:Ready?!
Michael:Yes.
Dwight:Aaaaaaaa!
Michael:Aaaaaaaa! It's coming! Here we go! [drops the watermelon onto the floor] Oh! God! Wow! What was on that?
Dwight:Butter. Newborns are slippery.
Michael:Nice touch. Good. Let's try that again.