Baby Shower
Meme It!Michael:Hey guys.
Darryl:What's up, Mike?
Michael:Uh, I need some advice from one baby daddy to another.
Darryl:You a baby daddy?
Michael:Yeah, I a baby daddy. Um, when you first became a baby daddy, did you have an immediate connection with that baby? Like, the first time that you held it, did you find that with your baby baby?
Darryl:Hell yeah. You know why? Because that was my baby.
Michael:I just saw this baby daddy-
Darryl:You should stop calling yourself 'baby daddy.'
Michael:Why, Darryl, because I'm quote white quote unquote?
Darryl:Because you're not a daddy, and it's not your baby.
Michael:Well-
Darryl:You feel connected to his baby over there?
Michael:It's- that's different.
Darryl:You feel connected to this? [hold up his back brace]
Michael:That's not a baby.
Darryl:You want to hold me, to see how you feel?
Michael:[sighs] Could I?
Darryl:No.