Baby Shower
Meme It!Andy:So Jan, tell my intended about the miracle of childbirth.
Jan:Well, actually, I, uh, I had a tub birth. And it was really, really quite amazing.
Angela:You gave birth in a tub?
Jan:Yeah, it's a really nice transition from womb to world, you know, kind of like a big womb.
Kelly:Um, so you're in the tub with everything?
Jan:Oh, yeah, the afterbirth floats, yeah.
Creed:Must be like the tide at Omaha Beach.
Jan:Oh no, it's actually really hygienic, Creed.
Creed:Ugh.
Stanley:I'm done.
Oscar:Me too.
Jan:And after the birth you get out and deliver the afterbirth. [everyone starts leaving]
Michael:Hey! Hey, no no no no no no no no. No. No. This is the birth story. It was beautiful. It was beautiful. This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. And I should have been there. I should have been there to witness this.