Baby Shower
Meme It!Pam:Hey you!
Jim:[on phone] Hey! You busy?
Pam:Not even. I'm doing laundry for the first time in like a month.
Jim:OK, OK, so you gotta hear this. So, Jan's shower is going on right now, and she's singing 'Son of a Preacher Man' and everyone's just staring at her.
Pam:I can't hear anything, there's like, there's like machines going-
Jim:The song is about losing your virginity next to a church, and guess what - she's been singing for the last twenty minutes!
Pam:I can't hear anything!
Jim:Oh. OK, well you know what, I um, just call me later.
Pam:OK.