Baby Shower
Meme It!Michael:Ready to play some games? Let's do it!
Kevin:Michael, the baby's already been born.
Michael:Uh, duh.
Kevin:So we had games planned but the baby ruins all of them.
Michael:No, the baby doesn't ruin anything, Kevin, OK? The baby multiplies the fun. Let's just do what you were going to do.
Kevin:OK... Who wants to guess when the baby will be born?
Michael:All right, how about some presents? I want to see some presents. [holding a memo pad] I got this so I can write down for thank-you notes.
Jan:Thank you. That's very sweet of you.
Michael:Whatta we got?
Angela:Um, we all chipped in and got you this stroller.
Michael:Oh!
Jan:Thank you.
Michael:She already has a stroller.
Kelly:And this is way worse than the stroller she came with.
Oscar:She's got an Orbit; that's a twelve hundred dollar stroller.
Dwight:Huh. Twelve hundred dollars for a stroller? Phhhbt.
Michael:OK, what else?