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Meme It!Dwight:Hey buddy, what are you up to?
Andy:Um, nerthing?
Dwight:Listen, when I saw you talking to Erin earlier, I noticed that your pupils dilated, and your skin flushed, and I'm assuming, a little bit of blood rushed into your penis.
Andy:Pffft.
Dwight:Well, a little bit of blood rushed into mine as well, so where does that leave us?
Andy:The last thing I want to do, is step on your funk man.
Dwight:And I, yours. So I will cede her to you.
Andy:No, that's ridiculous.
Dwight:No no no.
Andy:Look you've been here longer, and besides, I'm a better wingman than I am a boyfriend so-
Dwight:Look I just want you and I to hang out so, you know. Just, [They Hi-5 badly] Boom.