Dream Team
Meme It!Michael:Well, it has always been a lifelong dream.
Pam:Michael! What's going on?
Michael:I'm...
Pam:Hey, Ryan.
Ryan:Hey, you.
Michael:Excuse me. Yes?
Pam:This wasn't on the list.
Michael:Yes, it is.
Pam:No.
Michael:Yes.
Pam:It's not.
Michael:It is.
Pam:[looks at list] When did you add this to the list?
Michael:Pam. Everyone deserves a second second chance. [walks back to Ryan] Ryan, just out of curiosity, how much do you get paid here?
Ryan:Sixty thousand dollars a year.
Pam:You get paid by the year at the bowling alley?
Ryan:What do you make, secretary?
Supervisor:Back to work, shoe bitch!
Ryan:I told you guys, I'm really busy here, so...
Michael:Would you like to come to work for the Michael Scott Paper Company?
Ryan:What size shoes are you guys?
Michael:Uh, nine.
Ryan:What are those, a men's ten?
Pam:No.
Michael:[Ryan grabs some shoes] Look what he's doing.
Pam:What is he doing?
Michael:He's stealing them. Okay, okay.
Pam:Oh my God.
Michael:He's already paying for himself.
Pam:Sorry!