Business Ethics
Meme It!Jim:[starts a stopwatch as Dwight yawns, stops it when Dwight is done] Yawn. Four seconds.
Dwight:What are you doing?
Jim:Oh you had said that you don't do anything personal during work time so... I'm just making sure.
Dwight:Oh, so wait a minute, you're going to time me every time I yawn? That's absurd. [Jim smiles and starts the stopwatch] Really? [in a mocking voice] Oh hey look, monkey knows how to use a stopwatch everybody! He's ti--- [Dwight conceeds and goes back to work, Jim stops the watch]
Jim:Personal conversation. Seventeen seconds.
Dwight:There is no way that that was--- [Jim starts the watch]
Jim:[stops the watch] One second.
Michael:Well, well. Holly... lujah! It's a miracle, you're at your desk.
Holly:It's Mike-raculous.
Michael:Hoo-ooh! Reaching! You'll get there. Anyway, I was giving it some thought, and there's no reason that two attractive, good looking, intelligent, funny, attractive people can't, you know, just... sit down and work this whole Meredith thing out.
Holly:Sounds good.
Michael:Good. Would you care to bang it out over lunch?
Holly:Oh I already bought this...
Michael:Oh no, no, no. Your food is no good here, my lady. [sweeps her food into the trash can, misses] Sorry! You know what? Let's go out! Dunder Mifflin's treat. Um, actually you're not a client... so... we'll just split it? Ethical.