New Boss
Meme It!Michael:[on phone] Michael Scott calling for David. Well, just tell him to call me ASAP as possible. Thanks.
Dwight:Oh, Michael, come on, no. You have to charm 'em. [calls back on speakerphone]
Stephanie:David Wallace's office.
Dwight:Hey there, gorgeous. How you doing today?
Stephanie:Good. Thank you.
Dwight:How's it hanging?
Stephanie:Alright. . .
Dwight:Good. Listen, my name is, uh, Michael... Scotch. And, uh, I just wanted to say that, uh, I've got David Wallace's son in the trunk of my car. If he doesn't get on this phone in 5 seconds-
Michael:No! You idiot! [hangs up] Idiot, idiot, idiot! What are you doing? God! Oh my god. [redials]
Stephanie:David Wallace's office.
Michael:Hi Stephanie, it's Michael Scott again. I just spoke with Michael Scotch and the son's going to be returned, everything's fine.
Stephanie:Michael...
Michael:And I really really need to talk to David.
Stephanie:Please hold.
Charles:[on cell phone] Charles Miner. Hello? Hello, who is this? Who is this?
Michael:I was never given a name. [hangs up, he and Dwight sigh in relief]