Golden Ticket
Season 5, Episode 17, 0:06-1:21
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Meme It!Pam:[on the phone] Yeah, that's no problem.
Michael:Pam?
Pam:[on the phone] Sure. Uh huh.
Michael:Pam? Knock, knock.
Pam:I'm on the phone.
Michael:I know you are. Knock, knock.
Pam:[on the phone] You can fax it over. Yeah, 5-7-0-5-5-5-0-1--
Michael:[at same time as Pam] 4-9-1-7-4-5-1
Pam:0-1-7-5. Thank you. Bye, bye. [to Michael] It really makes us look unprofessional.
Michael:They would never know it was me doing it. Here we go, Knock, knock. [Dwight walks over]
Pam:[sighs] Who's there?
Michael:Buddha.
Pam:Buddha who?
Michael:[puts a slice of bread and stick of butter on Pam's desk] Buddha this bread for me, won't you? [Michael and Dwight laugh]
Pam:Great.
Michael:I, I need something to wipe my hand.
Pam:Now there's, there's butter on my desk.
Michael:That was helping. It was classic.
Dwight:I got a knock-knock joke.
Michael:No... God.
Dwight:OK, Michael, please, please, please, please, please let me.
Michael:Alright.
Dwight:[clears throat] Knock, knock.
Michael:Who's there?
Dwight:KGB.
Michael:KGB - [Dwight slaps Michael on the face]
Dwight:[in Russian accent] We will ask the questions!
Michael:What the hell was that? [Michael starts to fight with Dwight]
Dwight:What are you doing?
Michael:What are you doing?
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