Blood Drive
Meme It!Michael:I am about to give blood. The gift of everlasting life, the transfer of my bodily fluids, oh wow, that's a big needle, that --
Blood Drive Worker:You're gonna need to lie down right over here.
Michael:Okay. Hello.
Blood Girl:Hi, I cant talk right now. I'm sorry.
Michael:Oh, OK.
Blood Girl:Whew, I'm really nervous.
Michael:Yeah, me too.
Blood Girl:Yeah, when I get nervous I sort of clam up.
Michael:Oh, well, that's fine.
Blood Girl:Whew, it's better for me just to be quiet, yeah.
Michael:Yeah, can I point something out to you?
Blood Girl:Sure.
Michael:You're actually talking a lot.
Blood Girl:Sorry, it's the other thing I do when I get really nervous.
Michael:Okay, here we go.
Blood Drive Worker:Alright, here we go.
Michael:Oh, God. [Michael clears his throat]
Blood Drive Worker:Just relax.
Michael:Yup, I'm good, whew. Wow, I feel like a human juicebox. [Blood Girl laughs] Hawaiian blood punch.
Blood Girl:Oh, that's gross.
Michael:Type O-Ocean Spray.
Blood Girl:God, stop. Stop it.