Lecture Circuit, Pt. 1
Meme It!Michael:I don't know you. But I need to know you in order to sell to you. That is why I have asked you to go around and tell me you names. I have an amazing mnemonic device, by which I have memorized all of your names. Shirty, mole, lazy eye, Mexico, baldy, sugar boobs, black woman. I have taken a unique part of who you are, and I have used that to memorize your name. Baldy, your head is bald. It is hairless. It is shiny, it is reflective like a mirror. 'M' your name is Mark.
Mark:Yes.
Michael:Got it. It works.
Karen:Uh, it's very insulting.
Michael:But it works. I would like you all to give this a shot. What do you say?
Mark:But we already know each other's names.
Michael:Well, then it will be easier for you. But I, I still think it's worthwhile, to give a, give it a try.
Karen:Okay. All right everyone, meeting's over.
Michael:Oh, I still have more.
Karen:Can I please see you in my office, please?
Michael:She is pregnant. She is knocked up. 'K' Karen. Pam, let's go.