Lecture Circuit, Pt. 1
Meme It!Michael:[on cell phone] NO! Oh, my God. Oh, No. That is so awful. That is the worst news. I have to go. I have to do a presentation. I'll talk to you... [hangs up phone, sighs] This is going to be hard for me to speak today. Because I just learned that my father has died. ... No, he didn't! He is alive. And this isn't even a cell phone. This is a calculator. But you bought it! And now you can't return it. Or can you? No you can't. [Karen raises her hand] Yes. Karen, do you need to go pump?
Karen:Not gonna have to do that, till after I have the baby. No, I am wondering. What are you talking about?
Michael:I am talking about, how you all need to sell an experience. Like I sold you on the idea that my father had died.
Karen:But now we think you're a liar.
Michael:Would a liar bring mini Mounds bars? [Pam tosses a handful of Mounds bars at everyone]