Lecture Circuit, Pt. 1
Meme It!Jim:[partially blown up balloons on table and hanging from streamers] Are you kidding?
Dwight:Well, I'm not done yet.
Jim:Dwight. This, [picks up balloon] fits in the palm of my hand. You haven't blown 'em up enough. Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?
Dwight:They match the carpet
Jim:What is that? [looks at sign that says 'IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.'] It is your birthday period.
Dwight:It's a statement of fact.
Jim:Not even an exclamation point?
Dwight:This is more professional. It's not like she discovered a cure for cancer.
Jim:I can't believe how bad this looks.
Dwight:Are you trying to hurt my feeling? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.
Jim:Okay, good then.
Dwight:Have you collected the money from everyone?
Jim:I am working on it.
Dwight:How much do you have?
Jim:Six dollars.
Dwight:[yelling] That's how much you and I contributed! I... Damn it Jim!
Jim:I said I was working on it.