Lecture Circuit, Pt. 1
Jim:We just wanted to say we are very sorry.
Kelly:Screw you guys. You're dead to me.
Dwight:If you say screw you one more time...
Kelly:Yeah, screw you, beefer, I don't forget your birthday, I would never do that.
Dwight:Hey, HEY.
Jim:[while Dwight and Kelly are arguing] Guys guys guys guys guys guys. We just want to make it up to you. What can we do?
Kelly:I guess my only wish, would be that nothing so terrible would ever happen to anyone else ever again.
Dwight:Oh God.
Jim:Okay.
Kelly:In a way, it's good that it happened to me, because at least I can bear it.
Dwight:What kind of cake do you want imbecile.
Kelly:Ice Cream.