Prince Family Paper
Meme It!Dwight:[riding in car with Michael] What if the owner of Prince Family Paper has a beautiful daughter and we have to seduce her in order to get their secrets?
Michael:I will seduce her.
Dwight:No, I wanna seduce her.
Michael:No, I will seduce her.
Dwight:Please Michael, please.
Michael:No, I got it.
Dwight:You'll fall in love with her.
Michael:Yeah, so what if I did? That would take precedence and I would expect your support.
Dwight:Okay, let's go over the plan again.
Michael:Alright, I am a local business owner. [Dwight nods along] I need to buy paper. I find out everything about their prices and policies
Dwight:Your fictitious name?
Michael:Michael Scarn.
Dwight:I am a paper salesman looking for a new job. I find out everything about their expenses and salaries.
Michael:Okay.
Dwight:Then we meet at the Denny's...
Michael:[interrupting] No.
Dwight:...and then we compare notes.
Michael:No, no, I never said Denny's. IHOP.
Dwight:No! [arguing over each other]
Dwight:You know how I feel about IHOP.
Michael:Oh, don't start,
Dwight:Are you socialist?
Michael:You know what? I don't want to get into this debate again. I enjoy IHOP.
Dwight:I'll have a cup of a coffee.
Michael:You will have pancakes and you'll like it.