Weight Loss, Pt. 1 & 2
Meme It!Michael:Jimbo.
Jim:Ah, they moved the shower.
Michael:Did you see Holly's butt?
Jim:No, I didn't. [Michael laughs] You know why?
Michael:Why?
Jim:Because most of the time, friends don't talk about other friends' butts.
Michael:I know.
Jim:But what have you learned about her?
Michael:I learned that she broke her left leg twice in one year. I learned that she's allergic to sesame seeds. I learned that she has read 'Lonesome Dove' three times.
Jim:Nice.
Michael:And that her butt refuses to quit!
Jim:Well, I tried. [Michael laughs]
Michael:[follows Jim into bathroom] You have to agree with me. [follows Jim back out] That's insane.
Jim:I'll just go later.
Michael:I thought you had to pee.